This intriguing legend began on a Tequila filled dark and rainy night within a dangerous back alley cantina in Tijuana many years ago. It started just after an illegal back room monkey knife fight, where two soon to be amigos were fighting over the last enchilada. Little did either of the banditos know that their fate had just been sealed...because of an enchilada. A few hours and many bottles of Tequila later, they had made a sinister and now legendary secret pact. That very night, they looked each other deep in the eyes as they promised never ever to wear white after Labor Day. No wait, that wasn't it! They promised to form a double secret band, code named 'Dos Has-Beeneros', with the intent to infiltrate known organized pop music syndicates and bring them all down, one by one. Our two spicy banditos, code named 'El Slimtastico de Caliente' and 'El Destructo de Magnifico' quickly adopted clever disguises (fake moustaches, brilliant!), and set out into the warm and mysterious Mexican night upon two mean pack mules named Rudy and Shontelle with a guitar, two microphones, and a double secret drumset made from pots, pans, saw blades, a rat poison can, a disco ball, and other 'strategic junk', as they slipped quietly into...infamy. And this is how the great legend began my friends...
